You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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