Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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