i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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