where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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