I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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