your room smells of hookers.
And success
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The air taste purple.
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