Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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