If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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