I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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