he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You coming home soon, man?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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