Joe is yelling at the trees again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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