I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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