You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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