I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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