I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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