I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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