ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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