Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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