Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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