i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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