so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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