how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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