Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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