I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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