Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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