I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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