I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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