Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
operation harelip BJ is a go
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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