she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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