I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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