Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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