the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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