i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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