i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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