matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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