I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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