i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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