hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I look better un-naked...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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