He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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