don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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