He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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