That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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