If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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