I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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