You smell like stripper and shame
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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