I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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