Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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