My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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