I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
How does one acquire holy water?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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