I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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